"Sailor S"
"Be
My Valentine"
Episode 20
[In a science class, a few boys work on their experiments in their free time]
Melvin
Joichi, can you pass me the chloride
compound?
Joichi [kind of nervous (don't worry, he's always
been that way)]
Ah... sure, Melvin.
Melvin
What are you working on anyway?
Joichi
Oh, ah... nothing.
Melvin
Do you need any help?
Joichi
No.
Another Student [looking at his watch]
Hey, We
have 8 minutes till class.
Melvin
Clean up.
Bay
I've never seen someone run away from me
like that. Unless I've beaten them up first, of course.
Lita
Of course.
Robyn [grinning]
You'd know that feeling quite
well, hunh, Lita? [winks]
Lita [growls]
Very funny... [frowns]
Bay [realizing Robyn joined the group]
Oh, hey,
what's up?
* * *
[Joichi gets to his locker and carefully
checks the coast before opening it. He opens it, a good half a dozen pictures of
Bay are pasted to his door.]
Joichi [talking to the pictures]
I'm sooo sorry
for bumping into you... I'm almost done with my experiment...
Serena [slams into the open locker not seeing it
open...]
OW! My node! [holding her nose] Moddy! Wy didn'd you dell me dere
wad a wockr?
Molly [laughing]
Oh, Serena! You never listen to
me anyway! It's not broken! [sees a picture upside down on the floor near
Joichi's foot] Hey! You dropped a picture... [picks it up and sees] ...of Bay?
[stares at it]
Bay [turns around]
A WHAT?!?!
Serena
A picture... I don't know where it came
from... actually, it looks pretty good...
Bay
Where did it come from?
Serena
I think it was when you were eating
lunch. At least that's where it was taken.
Robyn [peeking over Bay's shoulder and sees the
picture]
'au naturel'... Bay with her mouth open... shoveling food...
[blinks] my food. [grins]
Bay [angrily]
Do you want to look like Serena?
[swings her hand to point and whacks Serena's nose again]
Serena [screams]
OOOOOWWWWWWWW!!
Bay [blushes and grins]
Ah... oops... sorry,
Serena... [giggles nervously as Serena stands there holding her poor
nose...]
Serena
Dop being doe... violent Bay!
Bay
Sorry...
Robyn [stifling giggles]
She didn't try it,
Serena... [snickers]
Lita [giggling as well]
Serena you've- [giggle]
your nose is- [laughs]
Bay [turns to see what laughing about, and
snickers]
Serena... I'm sorry... [giggles louder]
Molly [giggling]
Your nose is black, Serena...
[laughs] Ink! [guffaws... the group, except Joichi is cracking up at
Serena]
Serna [Crying]
It hurts!
Amy [seeing this funny little group, hearing Serena
bawling]
What's wrong? [Serena turns around and Amy chuckles] Serena! You're
nose has ink all over it! How did you manage that?!
Serena [crying and freaking]
INK?! HOW DID YOU
GET INK ON MY NOSE, BAY?!?!?!?!?! [bawls] WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH IT
HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRTS!
Bay [suddenly covering her ears...]
SERENA! SHUT
UP! I'M SORRY ALREADY!!!!
Amy
How'd you get that Ink on your face?
Bay [feeling something on her face]
Aaahhh DANG!
[holds out her hand] I must have gotten ink on my hand from that stupid Science
Book... [grumbles]
Joichi [blushing, seeing the mark on his
locker]
I think my pen busted... [holds up a black inky hand]
Serena [freaking]
PEN INK! AAAHHHH NO! [runs
into the girl's room crying]
Bay [staring]
Ah... she's gone nuts... it's
official... she's been weird all day...
Teacher
Students please sit down!
[All the student in the class go and sit in their seats.]
Joichi [looking at Bay from his seat, behind
her]
{"Soon, I'll be popular.... [He remembers a few days back... when he
overheard]
Student #1
... you ask yet?
Student #2
Yea... she said no again.
Student #1 [talking to himself]
Man, Bay doesn't
go out with anyone.
Student #2
I've asked her to coffee, dinner,
lunch, movies, concerts... everything.
Student #1
I bet no one will ever go out with
her.
Student #2
Who ever does will be the most
popular guy in school. "}
Melvin [sitting beside him]
Hey! Joichi! Wanna
go and study for that final later? You're my lab partner! I wanna get a good
grade and impress Molly! [smiles]
Joichi [nervously]
Ah, no, I have to ah... get
home, and ah... I have a family thing tonight, Mel... Sorry. [smiles]
Melvin [laughs]
Ha ha! Internet Study Group here
I come!
Teacher [smacking a ruler on her desk]
Melvin!
Joichi! Quiet down! [they nod and class starts...] Today, turn to chapter
5...
[Joichi drowns out the teacher and daydreams about Bay and his first date... (Naturally, that never occurred...)]
* * *
[Joichi, Back in the lab, he's showed up
by himself to finish he's experiment]
Joichi
Ok... just a little more... there..
Now... just a little [he slowly pours a breaker of fluid in with another]
Melvin [comes up from behind]
Joichi, I thought
you said you had to go home?!
Joichi [surprised, spills a little too much of the
beaker in with the other chemical]
Oh... ah... I'm just working on my...
project.
Melvin
What are you doing?
Joichi
Ah... well... just a experiment.
Melvin [fixing his glasses and looks at the
beaker]
Whatever it is... I think it's ruined... It's purple... and [waves
his hand in front of his face] it stinks... [shakes his finger at Joichi] You
better clean this up and try again... I'm not gonna fail anything because you
want to mess around... [walks out]
Joichi [confused]
Did I mess it up? [looks at
his notes and thinks] I don't have enough supplies for another batch... I'm just
going to have to make due.
* * *
[Bay and Robyn are walking to
Rei's]
Robyn [depressed again]
I'm glad for the
distraction today, Bay... but my mind keeps going back to what I did
yesterday... [looks down and keeps walking]
Bay
{"Oh, no, were going to go back to that."}
Don't worry, Sailor Moon's taken out monsters before... she's still as normal as
she's ever been.
Robyn [shakes her head]
She's never done what I
did... [stops] What if you guys hadn't held me back from that girl... would I
have flipped on her too? [stops and sits on a bench near... ah you should know
they always manage to stop near the park by now...]
Bay
So... everyone has a bad day... anyway...
you've got me for a friend to keep you out of that kind of trouble.
Robyn [smirking]
Gee, I feel sooo much better...
[seriously] I know your temper, Bay... [a silence] Bay? Why do you seem to care
so much for me? [stares curiously at Bay]
Bay
Ah... well.. your my friend, and friend's
stick up for each other, right.
Robyn [half smiling]
Right... [looks into the
park] I almost expect to hear a scream or see Serena come flying out being
chased by Rei... [smirks] I probably shouldn't talk about it... it'll happen on
it's own... I don't need to help... [gets up and starts to walk away, then
realizes Bay's not following her. She turns] Bay? What's wrong?
Bay [looking at the park]
I was just
thinking.
Robyn [walking back over to Bay. Looking at the
park, trying to see what Bay looking at]
Bout what?
Bay [snapping out of her trance]
Nothing, just
bad dreams.
Robyn [turns around and slowly leaves Bay
again]
Yeah, they can confuse you... {"Totally lose you sometimes... I wish I
could tell you what I dream at night, Bay... I'm so confused... but with
everything happening..."} [looks and sees Bay behind her] So, what should we do
now? [half smiles trying to change subjects]
Bay
To Rei's or your place?
Robyn [smiles]
{"Good she didn't hear your
comments... now keep your mouth shut!"} How about we skip the meeting and get a
pizza? [grins]
Bay [surprised]
You want to skip the
meeting?
Robyn
So...
Bay [looks at her strangely]
You're starting to
sound like Serena...
Robyn [pouts]
I'm not that Meatball- I mean, I
do not... [shakes her head] I can't think of any way not to insult her and
defend myself... [grumps] Do you want to get a pizza or not? [pulls out some
money] My treat? {"Please, I really don't want to think about Scout Business...
Please don't-"}
Bay [shakes her head]
Uh-uh... Sorry, we're
supposed to talk about this new baddy, we really need to be there, Rob...
Robyn [angrily]
I'd rather-
Bay [angrily]
Don't make me drag you...
Robyn
You wouldn't.
Bay [crossing her arms]
You want to try
me?
[Both look at each other for a minute]
Robyn
OK, I'll go.
Bay
Good, see, what would you do if you didn't
have me for a friend?
Robyn [smugly]
I'd be treating Serena to a large
pizza... [follows Bay to Rei's]
Bay
Serena's probably not going to be there
until we finish... you want start taking on her habits?
Robyn [glares]
I never said that...
Bay [shrugs]
No, but you're acting like
her...
Robyn [angry]
So?! That automatically means I
want to BE her?!
Bay
Food, late, next you'll want to sleep all
day. Anyway... you compare me to Serena 24-7.
Robyn [shocked]
I DO NOT! I said you eat like
her... anything edible... sometimes I wonder if I boiled some wood if you'd eat
it... [smirks angrily]
Bay [stops and points at her]
You know I'm
getting reeeeally steamed at those comments, Rob...
Robyn [crosses her arms]
It's true! You eat
anything!
Bay [pissed]
Take it back!
Robyn [looks away]
No!
Bay [her face turning red]
Look, Carrot
Top...
Robyn [mouth open and pissed]
Take THAT back,
Bricks for brains!
Bay
Bricks for Brains!!!!? Why you
little-
Robyn
Take back the Carrot Top! And the Serena
crack!
Bay
I'll take it back, when... [smells the air]
Robyn, did you just cut the beans?
Robyn
What?! That does it... I'm going to get
some pizza. You can go to that dumb meeting.
Bay
Fine, I will!
Robyn [walking away]
Good.
Bay [walking in the opposite
direction]
Good.
[Meanwhile, in a nearby bush, Joichi watches Bay walk away]
Joichi [looking at his spray bottle]
{"It took a
lot at this distance, but at least I sprayed Bay. Now I just have to get ahead
of her."} [He rushes as quickly as he can out of the bushes and onto a nearby
walkway]
* * *
Bay [walking to Rei's temple]
{"That
butt-brain. That red hair must be attracting some kind of radiation, girls
aren't even that stuck up."} [one of the male students walk by Bay]
Student
Hi, Bay.
Bay [just glimpses at him]
{"I mean if she want
to be a pain the butt it's Ok..."} [Bay looked back quickly at the student who
was walking away] Cute butt. {"She must be nuts... That's the only... Wait sec,
'Cute, Butt'????? WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING????"} [she slaps herself, leaving
a slight red mark] {"Get a grip, Brad..."}
Lita [from a distance behind]
Hey, Bay, where's
Robyn?
Bay [shakes her head]
Ah... [looks up] She
stormed off... I think it's a comment I said before or something... I don't
know... let's ah head to Rei's... {"Before I start thinking you're cute...
eck..."}
* * *
Robyn [stomping towards the pizza parlor
clutching her money and bookbag]
That stupid Bay... I hope she slams into a-
[Robyn slams into someone walking toward her] OW! [from the ground, she looks up
and sees Darien] Darien! [smiles] I'm- ah, I mean- I'm sorry... [stands up and
realizes he dropped some books] Let me get those... [bends over and picks up his
books, drops her own bag] Ah, I- [kneels down] today stinks...
Darien [smiles]
Hey, no problem, I was really
into this book...
Robyn [gaga look]
{"He's soo cute... Wait a
minute... this is Serena's guy... you can't do this... snap out of it Robyn!"}
Ah... want a pizza? I mean would you like to share a pizza? Bay refused and I
won't eat one by myself...
Darien [nervously]
I- I thought there was a
meeting...
Robyn [smiles]
Ok, we go... [grabs her books and
pulls Darien along to Rei's not fully aware of why...]
* * *
[Bay & Lita walking towards
Rei's]
Lita
...you know Bay... I bet you and Tenchi
would make a good couple.
Bay
Lita, why are you trying to get me hooked up
with a date?
Lita [playing innocent]
Who.... Me?!
Bay [looking at Lita]
Oh, come on.. You've been
spending more time, trying to get me a date, then yourself. [Bay walks into
someone] Oofff.
Joichi [on the ground]
Ah... hi... Bay..
Bay
Hi Joichi, sorry for knocking you down.
[puts out her hand to help him up.]
Joichi
[Getting up] That's OK... ah... Bay... do
you... ah... want to ... go.. out?
Lita [smirking]
{"Bay's been asked out by some
of the cutest guys in school, and he expects to get a date?!"}
Bay
Ah... I'm busy... maybe some other
time.
[Both Bay and Lita walk around a heart crushed Joichi]
Lita
How many does that make?
Bay
You'd think they'd figure it out. I don't
like dating.
Lita
You aren't ah... well, you know.
Bay
No, I'm not gay.
Joichi [still standing in the same spot]
{"You
were supposed to fall head over heels. I'm going to have to use a stronger dose,
at close range."}
* * *
Robyn [hanging on Darien's arm]
{"He's
so cute... "What are you doing?!" I don't care, he's cute... "SNAP
OUT OF IT, ROBYN!" NO! ugh... I hate my conscience..."} So, what are you
doing after the meeting, Darien?
Darien [looks at her strangely]
Nothing, maybe
hanging with Serena... why?
Robyn [looks down]
Oh. I was just thinking we
could still get that pizza... Bay's probably still mad at me...
Darien [nervous]
Ah... sure, I bet everyone will
like some pizza.
Robyn
{"I wanted to be with you..."} Ah...
alright... [they arrive at Rei's and see Bay and Lita walking in
afterwards]
Lita [to Bay]
Hey, there's Robyn.
Bay [replying]
So...
Lita [smacks Bay]
Would you forget whatever you
two were fighting about it's usually stupid anyway...
Bay
So... I don't think she wants to make
up.
Lita [curious]
Why? What did you fight
over?
Bay [shakes her head]
It's not that... the way
she's hanging off Darien... we'd start another ar- [really close to Robyn] Hiya,
Rob. Or should I call you Serena?
Robyn [pouts]
What's that supposed to
mean?
Bay [matter-of-factly]
Well, first you're late
like Serena, then you eat like her, then you want to skip the meeting like her,
now you're hanging off her man...
Robyn [stomps foot]
I am not Serena!
[Darien and Lita both confused]
Bay
So, what are you doing, hanging off of
Darien like that?
Darien
Ah...Bay right...
Bay
What do you want...[holding back a
insult]...
Robyn [pissed]
Say it, Bricks for Brains!
Bay [face turning red]
Look, Carrot
Top...
Robyn [yelling]
Why are you so mean?
Darien [totally confused]
Why are you two
fighting like this?
Bay and Robyn [yelling]
You stay outta
this!
Robyn [turning her head back to Bay]
I'm sick of
you! You never go anywhere, you don't have fun, you are so serious! And the
Bricks in your head tops it off...
Bay
Oh, yeah.. I don't have to stand for
this.... I'm going... [to Darien] And you better not try anything, Mr.
Negaverse.
Robyn [pissed]
I hope you get slammed into
another brick wall, Bay! [turns and crosses her arms]
Bay [turns]
Excuse me?!
Robyn [not looking at her]
You heard me...
[glances back] Angie...
Bay
Ok... that does it... this friendship is
over....I don't know what I was thinking keeping you as a friend. [starts to
walk away]
Robyn
Ok... you better get your stuff out of my
room.
Bay
Don't worry, I'm going to get it now.
Lita
Bay, we have a meeting.
Bay
Tell the others, as long as she's around, I
won't be!
Robyn [yells]
You can go to the stupid meeting!
I didn't want to come in the first place! You're of more use than I am.
Good-bye, Bay! [she turns and runs off]
[Darien and Lita are left]
Lita
What was that all about?
Darien
You expect me to know?
Serena [runs out and hugs Darien]
Darien! [looks
up] What's wrong?
Darien [thinks and stares where Robyn
disappeared]
I don't know... but I've got a bad feeling... [silence between
them all] Robyn ran away crying, Bay stomped off pissed...
Lita
It seems a little more then their average
fights.
Serena [concerned]
Something IS wrong, Darien...
I don't feel right about this either...
* * *
[Bay walking off]
Bay
{"Were the hell did Angie come from anyway?
Yeah.. Not only am I stuck in a girl's body, but, I have a bubble brain using
it."}
* * *
Amy [concerned]
Maybe this meeting
should be about trying to keep the Sailor Scouts together... [looks at
Serena]
Serena [smiling]
Yeah! We are the Sailor Scouts
of Friendship and Love! [giggles and dances a little] We'll repair this! Let's
split up! [smiling widely]
[The scouts break in two, Serena, Mina, and Amy in Bay's direction, and Lita, Rei, and Darien after Robyn.]
* * *
Robyn [curled up against the inside of the
park's wall, crying]
Bay... I'm sorry... I just get so mad sometimes... I
didn't mean it... [sobs into her knees]
Rei
Robyn...
[Robyn looks up and sees Darien. She runs and grabs him, wiping her face into his arm]
Robyn
Oh... Darien... Bay's really mad at
me.
Darien [surprised]
Ah... well, she's just
stressed... I guess... I'm sure neither of you two meant what you yelled...
[gently hugs her to calm her down]
Rei [comforting]
She'll be fine, she'll get over
the argument, Serena and I are still friends after everything she's put me
through...
Lita [smirking]
PUT you through? What about what
you've done to her...? How about what-
Rei [slaps her hand over Lita's mouth]
Shut up,
Lita! Quit that...
Darien [holding Robyn as she bawls]
{"I feel
like I'm holding Serena..."} Robyn? What started the argument?
Robyn [literally hanging off of Darien's arm,
lovesick]
Darien....
Rei
You know Robyn... Serena and Darien are
together.
Robyn [glares at Rei]
Back off, Rei...
{"What are you doing, stupid?!" You stay outta this, I don't need my
conscience telling me- "Listen to me or you're gonna get hurt!" Ah shut
up..."} I hate my conscience...
Darien [pulling his arm gently away]
Why?
Robyn [realizing she said the last line out loud,
and that he was starting to freak]
Nothing... I feel like I'm always arguing
with my conscience... [looks down and lets go] I'll let you go, Darien... I
don't know what's wrong with me... I've been like this since... [remembers
smelling what she thought was Bay...] I smelled that odor... [looks to where she
and Bay had stood] over there...
* * *
[Bay's walking to Robyn's]
Serena
Bay, Stop....
Bay [looking back]
I'm not in the best of moods,
Serena.
Mina
What did you guys fight about?
Bay
What didn't we?
[Joichi came up behind Bay with a tray of cookies]
Joichi
Ah... Bay... want some... cookies? I just
made them...
Serena
Cookies! [She takes a couple and starts
to eat them]
Joichi
Serena... you shouldn't...
Bay
That's ok... I'm not hungry...
Joichi
{"You have to eat one... the formula's in
it..."}
Serena
They're not bad...
Mina [taking one]
Hmmm. Yeah... Try one
guys...
Amy
[Carefully looking at one] What type are
they?
Joichi [nervous]
Ah... my own... ah... recipe.
Please try one Bay...ah... I... want to know... what you think...
Bay [taking one right after Amy]
Ok, I'll try
one....
[Amy and Bay both sample it, while Joichi watches Bay]
Bay
Not, bad... strange taste though...
[From behind Joichi]
Melvin
There he is, Mr. Kentich.
Joichi [turning around to see his chemistry
teacher]
Mr. Ketich!
Mr. Ketich
Joichi, I've found out that you were
in the chem. lab without permission today.
Joichi
Ah... yes... sir...
Melvin
Joichi... you also still have to help me
with my project...we have to work together.
Serena [getting closer to Melvin, with a lovey
dovey face]
Ah... Melvin... I was wondering if you'll help me with my
homework?
Melvin [excited]
Serena! You do?
Amy [flirting]
Mr. Ketich, I need to go over
some notes with you...
Bay
Amy, you .... [she sees Lita and Serena both
hugging Melvin] What are you guys doing?
Mina
Come on, Melvin, we'll all go to my
place
Melvin [out of it]
Sure....
Serena
Yeah... we'll go over to Mina's... her
place is nice and quiet.
Joichi
Bay...?
Bay
Joichi, do you think they're acting kind of
weird?
Joichi
How do you feel?
Bay
Joichi... I told you, I don't want to go
out... [She looks at the others to see they're not there any more, then back to
Joichi] What's going on?
Joichi [disappointed]
You really don't want to
go out?
Bay [angrily]
JOICHI!!!!
Joichi
Please... Bay...
Bay
I've been nice... but NO....
Joichi [heart broken, again]
Eeepp.
Bay
Excuse me, Joichi. [She walks around him]
{"Something's up...Maybe Robyn's home... I can get her to help figure out what's
wrong."}
* * *
Robyn [still half crying as they
walk]
Darien, I'm sorry... I don't know what's gotten into me... [keeps her
eyes away from him] I feel strange when I'm around you... since I bumped into
you... [shuts her eyes and keeps walking] {"Maybe if I quit looking at him, I'll
quit going Ga-ga... "I told you..." Shut up already!!"} I should get
home... Maybe I can talk to Bay before she runs- [looks up and sees Bay running
towards them]
Bay
Rob!
Rei [smiling]
See, Robyn, she forgave ya!
Bay
Rob, Rei, Lita, [suddenly a unhappy face]
Darien.... Serena, Amy, and Mina, just went to Nutville.
Darien [concerned]
Serena? [serious] What
happened?
Bay [gritting her teeth]
She, Amy and Mina ate
some of Joichi's cookies, then went gaga... Like she used to- [stops herself]
DOES over you... {"Though I'll never understand why..."}
Robyn [pouts]
You didn't save me any?
Bay [clenching her teeth]
I just said they went
weird after eating them, Car- [stops] Nevermind.... [sighs] They tasted funny
anyway...
Robyn
Were did they go?
Bay
To Mina's.
Rei
Let's go.
Lita
Who did they starts acting like this over,
some cute guy?
Bay
Melvin.
Robyn, Lita, Rei
Melvin!?
Robyn [shrugs]
I could understand Darien, or
Andrew, but MELVIN?! [thinks] You said they did it after eating cookies?! Amy
too?
Bay [remembers]
Oh geez... no, she went gaga for
the Chemistry teacher... Aaaah crap... [smacks her forehead] Great... [smirks
and looks to the side] She should get an A...
Lita [frowning, confused]
Meaning what,
Bay?
Bay
Well, If she... ah... nevermind... Let's get
Serena and Mina.
* * *
[Shortly]
Mina
Come on Melvin, don't
you like us?
Melvin [still lovestruck]
Yeah..
Serena
Come on Melvin, tell me you love
me.
Mina
No, Me.
[knock on the door]
Lita [from the other side]
Mina, Serena, we know
you're in there.
Serena
You can't come in... there's not enough
Melvin to go around.
Darien [also behind the door]
Serena, I'm here
too.
Serena
Good! Darien, we can't go out anymore...
I'm in love with Melvin!
Melvin [drooly...]
Gaaaaaah....
[the door unlocks and Lita opens it.]
Lita
Mina, you should know better then leaving
the key under the mat.
[All of them walks in, with Bay at the rear.]
[Bay stops in Mina's hallway and picks up some lipstick from the table in the hall]
* * *
[in the living room]
Darien [holding Serena back]
Serena, What's
gotten into you?
Serena
Nothing. Let me go!
Lita and Rei [holding back Mina]
Take her
away... I want Melvin to myself.
Robyn
Bay said [looking back but not seeing Bay]
Bay? [She walks back, and sees Bay looking into a mirror, wiping her mouth] Bay,
What's wrong, you didn't eat another one of those cookies, did you?
Bay [with her hand over her mouth]
No something
much worse.
Robyn
What?
Bay [moving her hand showing face, with a bright
red lipstick on her lips]
I can't get it off.
Robyn [stifling giggles]
You- [snicker] put on
lipstick? [snicker]
Bay [blushes]
Ah... yeah... though for the life
of me I don't remember why... [looks in the mirror again] This isn't funny, Rob.
Help me already!
Robyn
Why take it off? I think we should get you
some eyeshadow to match.
Bay [turning her head]
Good idea! [shakes her
head] Wait a minute... what did I just say?
Robyn [grinning]
You just agreed to a
makeover... [pulls Bay into Mina's room]
Bay [freaking]
A what?!
Robyn [smiles]
A MAKEOVER!
Bay [freaking]
NOOOOO! Don't you think we should
help the others. [she looks back as Darien pushes a lovesick puppet, which used
to be Melvin]
Robyn
Come on, it'll be fun!
Bay
Only if we use blue eyeshadow... {"What am I
saying"} No.. No eyeshadow, no make-up!
Robyn [smirking evilly]
Too late, blue it is...
[grins] {"This'll be funny..."} What color dress?
Bay [automatically]
Yellow! {"What is she
doing?!"} NONE! NO DRESSES! NO MAKE UP! STOP IT!
Robyn [hoping to stop the fighting in the
room]
Guys! We can give Bay a makeover! She agreed!
[Nothing moves and nothing is said, they stare, in confusion at Bay]
Lita
Robyn, we kind of have our hands full, with
Serena and Mina.
Rei
Why don't you go on without us.... They may
not listen to you guys... {"Or Bay will just make this harder"}
Robyn [pouts, still holding onto Bay's
arm]
Serena! Remember how much she fought NOT to wear Rei's dress?
Serena [stops]
Yeah? So?
Robyn [grinning]
She suggested a yellow
dress!
Serena [smiling]
Cool! Then she can- [looks at
Melvin] MELVIN! [struggles to get free from Darien] LEMME GO!
Robyn [looks at Darien and spaces
out]
Darien.... [lets go of Bay's arm]
Bay [waves her hand in front of Robyn's
face]
Rob? Yoohoo! Hello?! [sees who she's staring at] Ah, crap... Not Mr.
Negaverse...
[Robyn runs over and grabs Darien, releasing Serena, who grabs Melvin knocking him onto the floor, Mina shrieks as a vase gets knocked over and whacks Rei, who lets her go]
Bay [standing there]
Wait a minute... I think
I've got this straight... [walks into the room, wiping her mouth, still trying
to get the lipstick off] {"What is this? Permanent marker?"} Robyn's gaga over
Darien. Serena and Mina are cuckoo over Melvin, Amy's nuts over Mr. Ketich?
Ah... ooookaaayy...
[In the same room as Rei]
Lita
I don't get it, why isn't Bay acting weird,
she said she ate a cookie.
Rei
Good question, let's go ask her.
[Meanwhile Bay's still trying to get the lipstick off]
Rei [walking into the room]
Bay, we have a
question...
Bay
So do, I... How do you get this stuff
off?
Lita
How about you tell us why you weren't
affected... Is it the Negaverse?
Bay [looking at them confused]
WHAT?! You don't
think I'm in league with the Nega-dweebs?
Lita
You've been the oddball in the
group.
Rei
This has to be a Negaverse plan, and you
have to be part of it!
Bay
Your both nuts.
Rei [to Lita]
Get her!
Bay [hearing]
NO! [She runs right through them
and out the door]
Serena [in the next room]
Come on Melvin, come
to the bedroom....
Lita [hearing Serena]
Serena! [She pulls Serena
out the door of Mina's place while Mina and Robyn are both pulled out as well,
and Melvin lays on the floor with a big smile on his face. Bay is no where in
sight.]
Serena
My guy!
Mina
Your Guy?
Robyn
I got my guy. [still hanging on
Darien]
Darien [realizing that he should try to get Robyn's
attention off him]
Ah... how about we split up and find her?
Robyn [hugging Darien, looks up at
him]
Why?
Darien [thinks of a reason]
Beee-cause Bay could
be in trouble... she's your friend right?
Robyn [staring]
Sure... [dreamily] I'd rather
stay with you...
Darien [shakes his head]
No, I think it'd be
best-
Robyn [getting a Serena-like "I think I'm gonna
bawl" face]
Darrieen...
Darien [lets go and takes off]
Sorry, it's best
if we split up, Robyn...
Robyn [stomps her foot and crosses her
arms]
Poo!
* * *
[Running away]
Bay
{"Bad guy... they think I work for the
Negaverse!?"} Joichi... he made those cookies... and I bet he gave one to
Robyn.
* * *
[elsewhere]
Joichi
Ok... This is so concentrated,
[holding up a pill] it would work on an elephant!
A Voice [down the hall]
AMY! I have to
work.
Amy
Mr. Ketich, I really, need your
help!
Joichi
At least I know it works.... [He glimpses
out the window and sees Bay walking across the schoolyard to the front doors]
BAY!
* * *
[Bay walks into the door, looking for
Joichi]
Bay [looking around]
He has to be in the labs...
[She starts to head down the hall, when Joichi, jumps behind her and quickly
puts the pill in her mouth. Bay unwillingly swallows it not knowing until it was
too late] Joichi, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Joichi
Ah... I'm sorry, Bay... I...
just...
Bay [feeling an overwhelming feeling, she turns
sweet and loving towards Joichi]
Oh, Joichi... [She puts her arms around him
and kisses him] I [kisses him again] ...love... [Kiss] ...you...[kisses him on
the lips. She pushes him down to the floor and she lays down right beside him in
the middle of the hallway.] [giggles] I got lipstick on you.
Robyn [running in after her, with Mina, and Rei
following]
BAY! [giggles] Are you alright? [laughs]
Joichi [liking the attention from Bay, and not
caring who was there]
MY FORMULA WORKS! HA HA! [hugs Bay]
Robyn [gasps]
FORMULA?! [turns to Rei and Mina]
Mina! how many of those cookies did you eat?
Mina [surprised]
Ah... 1, 2, 5... ah 7... Serena
ate 10... Amy ate... [counts on her fingers] 2...
Rei [confused]
Bay? How many?
Mina
One... actually a half of one, Serena
grabbed the other half...
Robyn [smirking]
That explains the make-up
bit... [looks over at Joichi and Bay] But... ah... what caused this?
Bay [being defensive]
Get away... he's mine. You
can't have him!
Rei [crossing her arms]
We wouldn't want him,
Bay!
Bay [angry]
Why not!? He's cute! And smart...
[turns and kisses him again]
Robyn [turns around and sticks a finger in her
mouth, faking gagging]
I'm gonna puke...
Mina [starting to cry]
I want Melvin!
Rei [rolls her eyes]
Oh geez... [sees Amy
chasing Mr. Ketich down the hall] Amy!?
Amy [ignoring her name]
PLEASE, Mr. Ketich?!
Could you at least look?
Rei [freaking... not wanting to know...]
AMY!
[runs over and grabs her] Snap out of it! [slaps her]
Bay
Joichi... I want to marry you.
Joichi
WHAT?
Bay
Let's get married, right now.
Joichi
I don't think...
Bay
Robyn, will you be my Maid of
Honor?
Robyn [freaking]
JOICHI! WHAT DID YOU DO TO
HER?!
Joichi [freaking himself...]
I gave her a
concentrated dose strong enough to work on an elephant... [starts bawling as Bay
hugs and kisses him] my first attempt failed when you two were
fighting...
Robyn [realizing]
That was the smell! [realizes
what he just said] DOSE?! OF WHAT?! HORMONES?!
Joichi [turning red]
Ahhh... my love
potion...
Rei, Robyn, Mina and Amy
WHAT?!
Bay
I don't care... what it was... please say
you'll marry me?
Robyn [runs over and grabs her arm]
Listen to
you! You refused to go out with anyone that asked you! Now you-
Bay [knocks her into a locker... hard]
They were
all wrong for me, Robyn! If you don't want to be my Maid of Honor, I'll ask
someone else....
Robyn [slaps Bay]
Bay, snap out of
it!
Bay [turning to Joichi]
I know, I'll get the
wedding dress the sewing class was working on... [looks at Mina] Come on,
Mina...
Joichi [yelling]
I'm sorry! I didn't know it
would end up this way! [bawls]
Bay [pulling Mina's arm]
Come on...
[Mina pulling away, unsure]
Rei
Go Mina... Well get brain boy to make a
cure.
[Both girls run down the hallway]
Rei
Ok, Joichi... cure....
* * *
[In the Sewing Room, Bay puts on a large
wedding gown.]
Bay
I need some make-up!
Aphrodite [jumping on a open window
ledge]
What's going on.
Bay [very happy, with the dress on, ready to be
buttoned]
I'm getting married! [She runs over and picks up
Aphrodite.]
Aphrodite
WHAT?
Bay [smiling]
You heard me! I need make-up...
[turns and drops Aph] Mina! Where could I-
Aphrodite [freaked out]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU,
BAY?!
Bay [surprised she turns and kneels down to
Aphrodite]
I'm getting married... Aren't you happy for me?
Aphrodite [concerned]
I normally would be... but
an hour ago, you hated the idea of dating anything!
Bay
Yeah...[lovesick] then I saw
Joichi.
Aphrodite
Joichi... that nerd that keeps bugging
you?
Bay [lovey-dovey]
Yeah....
* * *
[Joichi's working in his lab with Amy,
while Rei watches]
Amy
No, you need to counter this first then
that...
Joichi
You're right.... [faces Rei] This won't
work very fast, it'll take a little while for it to work, especially on
Bay.
Rei
Well, For your sake I hope it's quick
enough... because you know what happens on the Honeymoon. And I don't think
Bay's going to wait long!
Joichi [a little freaked]
We're only
16....?
Rei
You think Bay cares... you've got to cure
her, before she gets into something she'll regret.
Joichi [holding up a beaker]
Ok, this should do
it... but it's going to take a week or so until Bay's fully cured...
Rei
How long will it take for the
rest?
Amy
A few hours... Bay's had 15 to 20 times the
dose that Serena had.... plus she's been exposed twice already.
Bay [sweetly, from down the hall]
Joichi... I'm
ready... Are you?
Amy [remembering her teacher]
Ah, maybe I should
go first, before I flunk Chemistry... [looks at Rei] Who all's been
affected?
Rei [thinking]
Well, Serena and Mina are nuts
for Melvin... that's two... you, Bay, and Robyn...five total...
[Amy drinks a little. Bay looks into the room]
Bay
Joichi, come on...
[Aphrodite walks in the lab while Bay stays outside]
Bay
It's bad luck to be seen before the
wedding.
Aphrodite [whispering to Robyn while she takes a
little drink too.]
What's going on?
Robyn
We have to get Bay to drink this... but it
won't work for a few days.
Aphrodite
What is it?
Robyn
A cure.
Aphrodite
If Bay turns into a Scout... it should
work a little quicker...
Robyn [loudly]
It will?
Joichi
Will what?
Robyn [realizing Joichi heard
her]
Nothing.
Joichi
How we get her to drink this?
Rei
Not, us, you... you're going to marry
her.
Joichi
What?
Robyn [confused]
Ah, don't we need a priest or
something? [looks at Rei] And what's you little scheme...?
Rei
I can do it... I'm a priestess, aren't I?
[walks out the door and sees Mina and Bay. Bay's wearing a gorgeous wedding
dress, with bright red lipstick and light blue eyeshadow.] I wish I had a
camera!
Mina [holding up a camera]
We already got a
picture.
Bay
Ok, I'm ready... where's Joichi?
Robyn [grinning, whispers to Rei]
This is
priceless... She's gonna hate us... [snickers] I love it...
Rei [glares]
Shh... He's coming... [looks at the
door and Joichi has a mouthful of something, not too obvious, but enough for
Robyn to wonder if this will work...]
Bay [smiling]
He's not in a tux... Oh well.
[grabs him and holds his arm]
Rei
Ok... Ah... [after a quick wedding Rei
concludes].... You may kiss the bride! {"And remember as soon as you give her
the drink, get out of here like we planned!"}
[Joichi kisses her and forces the drink into her mouth. As he pulls away, she starts to spit and he covers her mouth, forcing her to swallow]
Bay [making a face]
What was that?!
Joichi [seriously]
I'm sorry, Bay, it was the
only way...
Bay [smiling]
Oh well... [he takes off with all
the others] Hey! Wait!
[Bay runs up and hugs Joichi.]
Bay
Let's go to your place... we have to go on
our Honeymoon.
Joichi [shocked she's bringing it up so
quickly]
Ah...
Mina
Bay, we have to talk for a minute. {"I'm
glad Robyn explained the plan during the wedding"}
Bay
Ok, Mina... [faces Joichi] I'll be with you
in a sec, Honey.
Joichi
OK.... [he quickly runs out of
sight]
Bay
What is it, Mina?
[Amy, Rei and Robyn all back up Mina]
Mina
Bay, we can't let you have Joichi.... {"I
can't believe I'm going to say this."} I want him.
Ami
No, I do.
Robyn
So do I.
Rei
We're willing to fight you for
him.
Bay
You guys are joking right... I mean, we just
got married.
Mina
We're not joking.... Venus Star
Power!
Amy
Mercury Star power!
Rei
Mars Star Power!
Robyn
Shadow Pendant Power!
[The Scouts stand there in front of a very confused Bay]
Sailor Venus
Come on, Bay, transform and
fight!
Bay [nervously laughs]
Ah... you guys can't be
serious... use our powers... over a guy? {"Wait, I just married him... I did
what? What's going on, I'm so confused..."} [gets serious] You want a fight? I
can do it like this!
Sailor Mars
You couldn't kick a bucket in that
fancy thing... transform, Bay!
Bay
Oh, yeah...?! Well, I love my husband and
you can't have him, Solar Locket Power!
Sailor Shadow [giggling]
Look..
Sailor Sun
What's so funny?
Sailor Venus [giggling too.]
Your make-up is
still on.
Sailor Sun
I like my make-up... I wish it was
always on. Sun Flame Strike...
Sailor Mars
Get out of the way!
Sailor Mercury
Hold her down!
Sailor Venus [covering her eyes]
I can't get
past the flames!
Sailor Shadow [from another angle]
Shadow Flame
Strike! [and knocks Sailor Sun over]
Sailor Sun
Owww!
Sailor Mars
Hold her!
[A hour later... the Scouts are still sitting on Sailor Sun]
Sailor Mars
Give up yet...? Do we get
him?
Sailor Sun [realizing what she did]
Wait a
minute... I just got married... to Joichi... ? Eeewwww...
Sailor Shadow
I think she's getting back to
normal...
Sailor Sun
I should have married
Andrew!
Sailor Mars
Close enough... Don't worry, I can't
perform legal marriages, not yet, anyway...
Sailor Sun
Thank god. Wait a sec, [looks to
Venus] if I detransform, does that mean I'll still be wearing the wedding
dress?
Sailor Venus
You should... Why?
Sailor Shadow
Don't worry, we won't
look.
Sailor Sun
No, I want to keep it...
Sailor Shadow [shocked, turns her head]
WHAT?!
[looks at Rei] Are you sure she's ok?!
* * *
[The next day, Bay stays late in school,
in the gym]
Robyn [walking into the gym]
Bay, what are you
doing in here?
Bay [slapping her hands together, with chalk. As
she stands in the shadows]
Just practicing.
Robyn
Practicing what?! Gym class is doing
soccer...
Bay [walking up to the high poles]
Acrobatics...
I need to work on my landings.
Robyn [giggles]
Yeah, you do...Bay, are you
Ok?
Bay
Sure...what would be wrong?
Robyn
Well, that love potion still has to finish
going through your system according to Amy.
Bay [starting to swing on the poles]
Yeah... I
still have... I mean I still... I still catch myself doing things I wouldn't
do... Like it's normal.
Robyn [watching Bay, flipping around and twisting
on the poles]
Isn't it kind of hard to do all that in a track
suit?
Bay [being caught off guard lost her concentration
after the question and fell to the mats]
Owwww!
Robyn [quickly running over to help her
friend]
Bay...[as she gets closer she sees that she's only wearing sweat
pants and a leotard underneath] Bay... are you hurt?
Bay [getting up, rubbing her head]
Owww. [Sees
Robyn staring] Don't laugh!
Robyn
What?
Bay
Don't you dare laugh... I already put it on,
without realizing it...Anyway, I can't do this stuff in a t-Shirt or sweat suit
or anything.
Robyn
Maybe you should take off the track pants
too. They can't help.
Bay
Well....wait a sec... Usually, I wouldn't
ever wear the leotard!
Robyn
Ok... just a suggestion. [thinks for a
minute] Why don't you like wearing girl's clothes anyway?
Bay
Because...I just don't... [looking at
herself] It's ... not... I don't want...
Robyn
I think you look good in it...
Bay [getting lost in the moment]
You do?! I
thought it was a little revealing, but... {"ARRGGGG!"} [pauses] See? It still
sneaks up on me.
Robyn
You want to talk about it?
Bay
No... I just still can't believe I tried to
marry Joichi... [shivers]
Robyn
Well, at least you weren't hanging off of
Darien... Serena's still mad at me about that.
Bay [thinking with a big smile on her
face]
Serena and Melvin.
Robyn [smiling back]
Yea, Serena, Mina and
Melvin.
Bay
Oh, man... Melvin must really have been out
of it today
Serena [running into the gym]
Help
me...
Robyn
What's wrong?
Serena [in panic mode]
Melvin's after me
again... Hide me!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeee!
Bay
Oh... sure...[she gets up and walks Serena
into another part of the gym] You can hide in here. [She leads Serena into the
Pool Room and right up to the pool, while Robyn follows]
Serena
He'll be able to find me in here. There's
nowhere to hide... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bay
Oh, your not hiding here [she pushes Serena
into the pool] But now you have a reason to go into the locker room, where
Melvin can't follow.
Robyn [being sneaky herself]
Why doesn't she go
with a friend? [She pushes Bay into the pool]
Bay [all wet, like Serena, in the pool]
Hey...
that wasn't funny.
Melvin [running into the pool room and bumping into
Robyn, who falls into the pool]
Where's Serena?
Robyn [falling]
Whoa... MELVIN!
[splash]
Bay
Look who's all wet now... [she splashes
Robyn, Robyn splashes back]
Serena [hiding by the edge of the pool.]
Melvin,
Go away...
Bay
Melvin, she has to change out of her wet
clothes, why don't you just go home, and she'll meet you.
Serena
Yeah... go home Melvin!
Melvin
That's ok, I'll wait!
Robyn
Ok, Melvin, wait here... [she gets out of
the pool followed by Serena and Bay. They all go inside the locker
room]
Serena
Great, now he's going to wait
outside.
Robyn [going to Bay's open locker]
Here put
these on... [She hands Serena, Bay's pants and shirt]
Bay
Hey!
Robyn
It's the only way to get her
out.
Bay
What am I supposed to wear?
Robyn
Where's you school uniform?
Bay
Over at the dry cleaners.
Robyn [realizing the fatal flaw in her
plan]
Oh... I guess your just going to have to wear this... [pulls out her
sweat shirt]
Bay
But my sweat pants are soaked... [Serena
starts to change and Bay turns to face the locker as soon as she sees her
start]
Robyn
Well, you'll just have to wear the
leotard.
Bay
But it's soaked too!
Robyn
Just think of it as a swimsuit.
Bay
{"Oh, you're loving every minute of this,
aren't you?"} I don't like swimsuits!
Serena [finishing dressing up in Bay's
stuff]
Now what?
Robyn
Put on her jacket, and hide your ponytails
inside of it... I have a brown wig in my locker.
Bay
What are you doing with a wig?
Robyn
Halloween costume.
Bay
As what?
Robyn [ignoring Bay]
Here.
[Serena puts it on]
Robyn [talking to Serena]
Hide your face a
little and you'll walk right past Melvin... Bay... [smiles]
Bay [she looks back to see Robyn starting to change
into some spare clothes she has in her locker and quickly looks away
again]
What about me?
Robyn
Sorry, I don't have anything you can
wear.
Serena
You don't fit in any of my
stuff.
Bay [still looking away]
I can't go home wearing
a leotard and a sweat shirt!
Robyn
Why, not....? Look really sexy in
it...
Bay [it sneaking up again]
You think... I don't
want to look like a bimbo...
Robyn
Nah...
Serena [giggling]
Yeah... I think all the boys
will be after you.
Bay [starting to daydream and giggle]
Even
Charles?
Robyn [giggling more]
Especially
Charles.
Bay
Charles has such a cute butt...{"Whoa... "}
Okay... This is really starting to bug me!
[Both Robyn and Serena break out laughing.]
Bay [not happy]
I hope your enjoying
yourselves!
Robyn [laughing]
Don't.... worry... we... are!
....Cute...butt...
Serena [laughing as well]
Charles... has...a...
cute....butt....HA!
Bay [grumbling]
This isn't funny...
Robyn [remembering something]
Oh! You could wear
the rest of my costume... [pulls out a black witch's dress] Bay?
Bay [thinks]
Black's not really- {"KNOCK IT
OFF!"} [shakes her head] Quit it!
Serena [laughing very hard]
HAHAHA.... Bay...
you'd... look... cute... [falls to the floor laughing]
Robyn [stifling major giggles]
It would fit...
[snickers] and it's dry... [snickers]
Bay [grumbles]
I hate it when you've got a
point... [grabs the dress and storms off into a bathroom stall]
Serena [sitting up, wiping tears away from laughing
so hard]
Why doesn't [snickers] Bay ever [snickers again] change in [giggles]
the open?
Robyn [seriously]
I think Joichi did it... ever
since that stupid potion, she's been weirder than normal...
Serena
More so then usual?
Robyn [grinning]
Well... She's always been
strange... [smirks and giggles] But that formula really pulled a number on
her... [giggles, but in her mind realizes Serena hasn't brought up Darien
once...] {"Good... I hope she forgot... Darien understood, he forgave me..."}
[looks at Serena, who's still giggling]
Bay [coming out, wearing the black dress]
Ok,
I'm going home, before anyone sees me.
Robyn [snickers, pulls out the witch's hat]
Want
to complete the ensemble? [laughs]
Bay [grumbles]
Don't push it! [sees Serena
getting up laughing] Fix your wig, Meatball Head...
Serena
I hope this will work.
Bay [grumbling]
It'd better, or
I'm tossing Melvin in the DEEP end...
Robyn
OK, lets go...
* * *
[They walk out and look around]
Robyn [confused]
Melvin's gone...?
Serena
Yes... let's get out of here!
Bay [confused]
Where's Melvin?
Robyn [jogging, knowing the area's always got a
slippery spot somewhere...]
Who cares, come on... [slips and slams her butt
on the concrete] YEOW! [sits there for a minute] Ooowww... my
butt....
Bay
Serves you right, for making me wear
this.
Robyn
Owwwww... [glares and yells] I DIDN'T MAKE
YOU WEAR ANYTHING! [pouts] You took it and grumbled...
Bay
Yeah... after you gave Serena my
clothes!
Melvin [leaping on Serena]
My love!
Robyn [getting up]
Way to go, Bay...
Bay
What, this is my fault?
Robyn [angrily, rubbing her butt]
You pretty
much said "There's Serena"!
Bay [walking over to Melvin and prying him
loose]
What did I say I'd do?
Robyn and Serena [freaked]
BAY! WAIT!
Robyn [thinks]
On second thought, how cold is
it?
Serena [smacks Robyn]
Stop it! [whispers] He
can't swim!
Robyn [goes to run to Bay who's got Melvin over her
head]
Bay! [falls on that spot, face first] He can't [SPLASH!]
swim...
Bay
He can't swim?
Robyn [gets up again, and gets a life
preserver]
Ah well, it gives us time to get out... [tosses the preserver in
the pool and Melvin grabs it]
Bay [confused]
Rob?
Robyn [smiles]
You wanna wear water
again?
Bay [smiles]
Nah... [waves for the girls to go]
Let's go!
[They leave Melvin floating around, he's still spaced... lovesick over Serena...]
~fin~